| “Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.” |
| ~ Alphonse Allais |
| “Did you ever have the feeling that the world was an AC coffee pot and you were DC?” |
~ Alan Dean Foster
Glory Lane |
| “Remember, even if you don't love coffee, coffee loves you.” |
| ~ Alex Gottschalk |
| “Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.” |
| ~ Alex Levine |
| “Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis - a good hot cup of coffee.” |
| ~ Alexander King |
| “I like my coffee strong and my women weak.” |
| ~ Alexander Pappas |
| “For lo! the board with cups and spoons is crowned/The berries crackle, and the mill turns round ... At once they gratify their scent and taste/And frequent cups prolong the rich repast... Coffee (which makes the politician wise/And see through all things with his half-shut eyes).” |
~ Alexander Pope (1688-1744)
The Rape of the Lock |
| “The first cup is for the guest, the second for enjoyment, the third for the sword.” |
| ~ An old Arabic saying. |
| “Black coffee must be strong and very hot; if strong coffee does not agree with you, do not drink black coffee. And if you do not drink black coffee, do not drink any coffee at all.” |
| ~ Andre Simon |
| “We usually don't notice until the coffee tastes funny.” |
| ~ Anne Afdahl |
| “Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.” |
| ~ Anne Morrow Lindbergh |
| “See how special you are? I serve you coffee in the parlor.” |
| ~ Anthony Quinn |
| “Why don't you have a cup of coffee at least? I, um, I'm a little low in sugar and I don't have any cream, but it's real coffee.” |
| ~ Barbara Streisand |
| “The use of [coffee] will probably become greatly extended -- as in other countries, it may diffuse itself among the mass of the people, and make a considerable ingredient in their daily sustenance.” |
| ~ Benjamin Moseley, 1785 |
| “Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.” |
| ~ Bob Irwin |
